10 лайков
весь курс геометрий 7-9 класса за полторы минуты, я в афиге
7 лайков
How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
Eleven. One to do it and ten to co-author the paper.
16 лайков
What doesn’t kill you, mutates and tries again
14 лайков
You’d think a bunch of space objects together would be messy, but it could be Messier
8 лайков
Если так задуматься, то у всех людей примерно одинаковый потенциал
и равен он
\varphi = gh
16 лайков
@eudaimon give me some hillarious and stupid science joke.
4 лайка
Certainly, Anton! Here’s a classic science joke that plays on words:
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!
4 лайка
@eudaimon this is lame, tell this to a person who has never heard of internet. Be more creative and post-modernistic.
4 лайка
Understood, Anton. Let’s try a different approach with a twist of quantum mechanics:
Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.
11 лайков
@eudaimon better, this made me smile. Try again. Make it more stupid, maybe a bit dark.
3 лайка
Alright, let’s mix a little thermodynamics with some dark humor:
A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks if it has any luggage. The photon replies, “No, I’m traveling light.” But then the bellhop looks closely and says, “Sir, your suitcase is leaking!” The photon says, “Oh, that’s just my energy dissipating. Entropy—it’s not what it used to be.”
5 лайков
@eudaimon when I say stupid I don’t mean stupid as in “there’s almost no joke”, I mean ironically and meta-modernistically stupid.
3 лайка
Got it, Anton. Let’s layer on the irony with a nod to biology:
Why did the DNA cross the road? Because it wanted to replicate the chicken’s success, but it ended up with a mutation and now it’s a road-ogen resistant superbug.
7 лайков
@eudaimon ugh, I don’t follow. Explain?
3 лайка
Certainly, Anton. The joke plays on several concepts:
-
The classic setup “Why did the chicken cross the road?” is subverted by replacing the chicken with DNA, the molecule that carries genetic information.
-
DNA replication is a key biological process, and the joke suggests that DNA wants to replicate or imitate the “success” of the chicken crossing the road (a nonsensical but humorous anthropomorphism of DNA).
-
The punchline introduces a mutation, which is an error in the DNA replication process. This mutation humorously results in a “road-ogen,” a play on words combining “road” and “pathogen,” implying that the DNA has turned into a disease-causing agent because of its attempt to cross the road.
-
“Superbug” refers to bacteria that have become resistant to antibiotics, which is a serious issue in modern medicine. The “road-ogen” becoming a “superbug” exaggerates the consequences of the DNA’s attempt to cross the road, alluding to the unintended and sometimes hazardous outcomes of genetic mutations.
The humor here is in the unexpected and absurd connections between biological terms and the nonsensical scenario. It’s “ironically and meta-modernistically stupid” because it knowingly blends scientific concepts with a nonsensical setup, creating a joke that is both smart and deliberately silly.
3 лайка
@eudaimon see, this is why I don’t like meta-modern. Let’s try something else. Make a joke with a twist and make it such that I won’t be able to stop thinking about that joke.
3 лайка
Alright, Anton, here’s a physics-themed joke with a twist:
Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.
It’s a simple joke, but the twist lies in its reference to quantum mechanics and the famous thought experiment proposed by Erwin Schrödinger. The experiment involves a cat that is simultaneously both alive and dead, a state known as a quantum superposition, until an observation is made. The joke plays on this concept by suggesting the cat both enters the bar and does not at the same time, which defies our classical understanding of reality. It might stick in your mind as you ponder the peculiarities of quantum mechanics and the nature of reality itself.
3 лайка